OPEN QUESTION, AND DO TELL ME IF I AM BEING...TOO FAR OUT OF LINE WITH THIS-

HOW WOULD EVERYONE FEEL ABOUT MY REOPENING MY FATHER'S...BUSINESS?

*SEE THAT PILE OF EMPTY OIL DRUMS OVER THERE?
WELL, A GUY JUST BUSTED THROUGH IT!
AND HE IS RADIATING MANLINESS*

HEY! ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GUM AROUND HERE? SEE, MY FEET ARE TIRED FROM KICKING SO MUCH ASS, SO I'D LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK BY CHEWING BUBBLE GUM! EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE ANY.

BZZT! ERROR: CANNOT DECREASE OUTPUT VOLUME... SCANNERS DETECT SEVERAL BRIGHT FLASHING COLORS AROUND PERSON.

ANALYSIS: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

(OOC: I MADE THIS JOURNAL FOR TLH'S CAPSLOCK EVENT, BUT I BROUGHT HIM HERE JUST IN CASE NOBODY TAGS HIM THERE, WHICH IS KIND OF LIKELY BECAUSE... WELL, LOOK AT HIM. I DON'T WANT TO WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD ( Read more... )

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I REFUSE TO LIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS. NOT EVEN MY MOTELS ARE THIS BAD.

...BY THE WAY, WHERE AM I AND WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

*A YOUNG MAN WITH A PONYTAIL SITS ALONE AT A TABLE IN THE NEXUS. ATOP THE TABLE IS A LARGE CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH WHITE LETTERING. PETER HAS A SET OF UTENSILS AND SMALL PLATES, ONE OF WHICH HE WAS USING TO NIBBLE AT A SMALL SLICE WITH.*

UM... FREE CAKE! DOES ANYONE WANT ANY? I DON'T REALLY LIKE SWEETS ALL THAT MUCH...

( HERE'S THE CAKE BY THE WAY )

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I WISH THAT I COULD BE SURPRISED BY MY PRESENCE HERE, BUT I CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO MUSTER THE EMOTION.

WELL. IF I AM HERE ANYWAY.

IS ANYONE HERE ABLE TO INFORM ME AS TO THE FATE OF MY PET GORDON?

GUYS, IT'S TERRIBLE...
THOSE DAMN DIRTY COMMUNISTS TOOK OUR SPARKLES AWAY!

*HERE, A RARE SIGHT! A TREMBLING CALIFORNIA!*

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NOW SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE! SO ANY SUBORDINATES OF MINE CAN MARRY THE SAME SEX PARTNER OF THEIR CHOICE!

...EXCEPT FOR PETER. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO MARRY ANYONE.A-AND... *HE SLIDES HIS HAND INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A SMALL OBJECT* *HE SUDDENLY GOES ( Read more... )

*BEHOLD! THE LARGEST TELEVISION EVER TO ARRIVE TO THE NEXUS! AND WHAT'S PLAYING ON THE SCREEN? WHY JUST THIS.

BUT OF COURSE IT'S NOT LIKE WATCHING SUCH MIND-NUMBING TV SHOWS COULD POSSIBLY RESULT IN A PERSON GOING LOONY. EVEN IF THERE'S A WARNING LABEL ON THE SIDE OF THE TELEVISION THAT READS "THIRTY SECONDS OF WATCHING CAN RESULT IN UNSTOPPABLE ( Read more... )